The Good Wife’s Guide (Gag Me!)

I was reviewing old notebooks recently and came across this image, which I kept because at the time, it dropped my jaw to the ground.

 

If you’re reading on a phone (which most of you do), then the image is going to be a bear to read, so here is the transcript of the text:

  • Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
  • Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
  • Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
  • Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dust cloth over the tables.
  • During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
  • Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
  • Be happy to see him.
  • Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
  • Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
  • Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
  • Don’t complain if he’s late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
  • Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
  • Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
  • Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
  • A good wife always knows her place.

Come back when you’ve recovered.  I’ll wait.

Yeah, grimace-making, isn’t it?

When I first read this, several years ago, I thought it was a more extreme edition of the general thoughts of the day.  In the mid-50s, a wife was the soul of the household and everything evolved around her husband’s career, etc., etc.

But still.

When I came across the image a couple of weeks ago, I thought it might be interesting to post it here, so I researched, looking for the correct attribution for the article and discovered…

…it’s all fake!!

Wikipedia has an entry that explains that this image has been circulating since before the Internet became popular.  It was one of the infamous faxed memes that got sent around in the late 90s, and there are hundreds of versions of it on-line now.   It has spread so far and wide, it’s entirely possible you’ve seen the same image before, either via a fax machine (if you remember what they were) or from a woman with a decent amount of self-respect screaming about how times have changed…

You’ll find out more about the fake article here.

The most trouble aspect of this is that I didn’t for a moment question if it was a fake when I first read it.  It just seemed to match with everything I knew about the 50s.

Glad to find I was wrong.

Have you seen this before?  What was your reaction?

And how do you feel, now you know it’s a fake?

Cheers,

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