6 Guaranteed, Sure-Fire Ways To Snare Your Own Vampire In Record Time (IQ Not Included)

A light-hearted look at how to nab your own undead hero. Roam around the garden at night… ...preferably wearing a floor length white night gown that reveals most of your breasts as it casually slides off your shoulders.  Note:  yes, you should be naked underneath.  Make sure you flash your thighs so he knows that,